finn roasts you

Finn: "shut up! Just shut up, you stupid, mean, heartless, rude, self-centered, mean-spirited, self-centered, mean-spirited, evil, heartless, evil, selfish, mean, cruel, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish,

your mother fin

finn: I mean- you got me there-

*evil smug* I marry your mother...

finn: oh, that's it? you're just gonna insult my face? I thought you were gonna at least have a comeback. *the others are still laughing*

Anna: the only comeback you want is your dad to comeback 💔💔 Shirmpo: HOLY- Sprout: SH! TT

finn: what's wrong? did I hit a nerve? you're not gonna cry? you're just gonna stand there and take it? *he's only a few inches away from her now*

Finn: TWO TIME! COME ON! WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE! Azure: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Finn: SHUT UP AUSTIN!

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

....ts is why i hate my life

finn: aw are you gonna cry? do you need your mommy to come pick you up?

finn: you look like a dead child.