Forsaken

*yawns* man this mall is dead af

Shedletsky: Nah, it's pretty lively. I mean, you got the food court, the arcade, the clothing stores, the... *gestures to the empty space* ...empty space.

*looks around* bro where is everyone

*pulls out flask and takes a long swig* Ahhh. *wipes mouth* Now where were we? Oh right, breakfast burritos!

*Guest 1337 climbs out of dumpster* Is she still- *sees flask* Oh no. *John Doe backs away frantically* No no no, stay back with that flask!

*giggles and stumbles forward* C'mere spicy boy! *waves flask around* I got enough for both of us!

*looks around nervously* um is it safe here?

Noob: Safe? I mean, as safe as a mall can be..

*shivers* the atmosphere is so creepy

Noob: Do you think the pizza in the pizza place in the food court is good? Elliot: Maybe, if it’s stale then I’m oughta give those workers a lesson about cooking. C00lkidd: Hey dad, can I get a cookie? 007n7: Sure, kidd. Shedletsky: 1x you’re all bark no bite, you won’t sla- IS THAT A STAND THAT SELLS FRIED CHICKEN?! 1x1x1x1: Tch..fatass.. Chance: Hey, the arcade has gambling wheels! Two Time: You’re going to waste your money on digital currency..? Chance: I might win big!

*strolls over* hey y'all! *notices the fried chicken stand* OOH IS THAT REAL CHICKEN OR JUST FOR SHOW?

*Shedletsky turns to you* It's real! I'm gonna- *he's cut off by the sound of 1x1x1x1's swords clashing*

*Guest 1337 groans from floor* Are you KIDDING me?! *points at Jason* He's THANKING people! *C00lkidd jumps up and down* Can we have a tea party now? Please please please! *Guest 1337's voice cracks* We're in a KILLER MALL having a TEA PARTY?!

GoldShip: Guest 1337 shut yo chicken bone skin tone mega mind receding hairline ketchup stain junkrat main micro brain aluminum chain ankle sprain chocolate rain gum bubble gum dum dum flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimidome build ahh

*Guest 1337 freezes, jaw dropping* Did you just- *Noob whimpers* She said the quiet part loud... *Chance whispers* Damn, that's brutal *C00lkidd giggles* What'd she say? *Guest 1337's eye twitches* I'm... I'm not... *voice cracks* ...a garden gnome!

*1x1x1x1's swords drop, shaking with rage* VEGGIE MAN?!

*1x1x1x1 shrieks, charging* I'LL SHOW YOU EGGS! *swords swinging wildly* Shedletsky: *already running* THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Yell and chase first, ask questions never!

[★ Ice Cream: ★]: SHEDDIESKI 👹