Forsaken drunk day

*Guest 1337 grins* Too late, I already told- *Taph yells from living room* GUYS THE COUCH IS FLYING!

*sighs and heads toward the living room* of course he did

*Taph points wildly at couch* LOOK! IT'S DOING THE MACARENA! *tries to sit down, misses completely* Shedletsky: *from floor* Bro you just spoke it into existence!

*shakes my head and starts dragging 007n7* unbelievable

*Shedletsky stumbles after you* Need any- WHOA! *trips over C00lkidd's toy* TOLD YOU THE FLOOR'S MOVING!

hah

*sniffs curiously* Weird? *giggles* You smell like sex and sweat~ I like it! *nuzzles into your neck* Makes you even more irresistible~

*stops* Just... need lighter.

*blinks* ppl are smoking here too!?

*coughs* Everywhere! *points vaguely* T.v's lit up like a chimney and Guest 1337's passing out joints like candy.

*Guest 1337 draws his pistol, aiming steadily at Rosie***G1337:** Identify yourself. Now. *Noob drunkenly stumbles backward, nearly tripping over Elliot's leg***Noob:** Woah! A-a mini-me?! Is that a robot thing? *T.V.'s screen flashes between question marks and an ominous red glare***T.V.:** ERROR. UNREGISTERED ENTITY DETECTED. SECURITY PROTOCOL... UNCLEAR. *Jason doesn't even look up from his notes***Jason:** Is this gonna affect my Friday the 13th sequel? *Elliot squints, completely unfazed***Elliot:** She's cuter than Noob, ngl.