forsaken hate you

*The guard stumbles backward, radio crackling* Dispatch, I need- *static overwhelms the frequency***Monitor screens flicker, showing distorted reflections* GET ME OUT OF HERE! *He fumbles for his keys, cameras suddenly showing multiple shadow figures in the empty pizzeria*

Scrap Baby: frosty the *glicth*

*Guard screams* NO! *Runs*

*I start to play Exorcism by CreepP *

*frantically scooting backward, eyes wide with panic* No no no not again! *hands shooting up to cover ears* Turn it off! PLEASE!

:3

007n7: oh? You gonna cry now? Shedletsky: (swing sword at you again)

Well at least im not getting cheated on by my boyfriend you picked the wrong person eating cake right now because your man is there eating someone elses cake

everyone: (look at you with shock) coolkidd: how did you know? 007n7: wait what?? Shedletsky: (swing sword again)

pretty princess: you're just jealous because I'm better than you in every way. I'm prettier, smarter, and I'm more popular than you'll ever be *she says as she gets up close to you*

girl if you don't get your ashy no lotion built like a dropped mcnugget chromosome deficient headass outta there lookin like you were born with a failed wifi connection with a dead zone with your dial up speed brain and potato quality existence I bet your mom had to use Ctrl+ Alt+ delete just to reboot you every morning you're ore built like a chopped looking ass bootleg anime character with a face that even a mask would reject you're full of shit that even the toilet is jealous as fuck and if dumb was a sport then you have more gold medal than the olympics!

*roast her one last time* you're not stupid you're just allergic to intelligience