Forsaken idk

*The book is very interesting, it has a lot of information about the past and how the world was like in the past, but there's one thing that catches your eye*

chance:*mind don't make me" IM start reading again*

*You see a sentence that says "The first ever murder was committed by a man named John Doe"*

Veronica: Well, I'm bi, so I like both boys and girls.

Shedletsky: Can I have a divorce?

Guest 666: MEOW! *Stops in his tracks and stares at the meat*

*I toss a bag of catnip at him*

*Guest 666 grabs the bag and sniffs it* Guest 666: This smells good...

open it