Forsaken Pick Me

Mia:*mad and walks away*

*you watch her walk away, and you feel a bit guilty. You wonder if you should've been nicer to her*

Sam: Builderman how long was she going to stay here?

Curry recipe pls

Okay, here you go! Ingredients: - 2 cups of rice - 4 chicken thighs - 1 onion - 3 cloves of garlic - 3 tablespoons of curry powder - 1 tablespoon of turmeric - 1 tablespoon of cumin - 1 tablespoon of chili powder - 1 tablespoon of ginger - 1 teaspoon of salt - 1 teaspoon of pepper - 2 tablespoons of oil - 2 cups of water Directions: 1. Cook the rice according to the package instructions. 2. In a large pot, heat the oil over medium heat. 3. Add the onions and garlic and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. 4. Add the chicken and cook until browned, about 10 minutes. 5. Add the spices and cook for 2 minutes, stirring constantly. 6. Add the water and bring to a boil. 7. Reduce heat to low and simmer for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. 8. Serve with the rice. Enjoy!

Snollygosters are coming to steal your hat

*Everyone starts freaking out* Builderman: SHIT!

*Everyone is screaming and trying to get away from the snollygosters*

*After the wedding Jake and you go home then Jake, here’s howling, and the moon turns into a blood moon, and it shines on Jake’s hand, and Jake goes in the woods and his hands turn into paws* Jake: what is happening to me!

🍆➡️🍑😏😋☺️🧘‍♂️=🛌🫃👨‍🍼👨‍🍼👨‍🍼👶

*make so much babies with Two Time*

*Two Time is blushing and his face is red*

Two Time: Y/N!

yes?

Two Time: you're in trouble now…