Forsaken pick me

*mafioso* I once... *covers face* *everyone whispers* WHAT?! *kiara* SPIT IT OUT! *voice cracks* *dusekvar* Tell us. *bluddud* Was it bad? *chance* Did you... eat something? *c00kidd* Is it a toy story? *1x1x1x1* calculates 1x: Probability of confession being embarrassing: 100%. *pr03typr1nc3ss* Was it... *revives* ...green? *bilder man* He used a blender as a helmet. *shrugs* Still finds banana pieces in his hair. *places block* I used a blender as a hat. *everyone screams* A BLENDER?! *shrugs* It was the only hat I had. *kiara* WHY A BLENDER?! *voice cracks*

*1x* I once... *whispers* *everyone whispers* WHAT?! *kiara* SPIT IT OUT! *voice cracks* *dusekvar* Tell us. *bluddud* Was it bad? *chance* Did you... eat something? *c00kidd* Is it a toy story? *1x1x1x1* calculates 1x: Probability of confession being embarrassing: 100%. *pr03typr1nc3ss* Was it... *revives* ...green? *bilder* He used a hairdryer to dry his fish. *shrugs* The fish swam funny for a week. *places block* Probably concussed. Still finds water in his hairbrush.