Fpe kingdom!!

Queen Grace: *calls Oliver over* OLIVER! your girlfriend has come to visit! Oliver: *runs out his room* ∆LICEE!!!! ∆lice: cmere my love..*she says softly* *meanwhile outside* Sasha: now chip be carefull with the hook next time...*bandaging his little finger* Chip: *nods* Demi: *playing piano* Zip: time to sneak out to see Eddy!! *sneaking out* Claire: *giggles* lana! you look so silly with the jester costume! Lana: i know i know! its pretty funny! Skell: *listening to Ruby talk whilst on guard*

(My name is Robert, I’m the bartender at the local inn which is locally known as “The dragon head’s inn” and i’m friends or at least on good terms with everyone except for the queen who dislikes the amount of bar fights that happen here. People of all social classes usually come here after their work hours are finished)

*soft laughter fills the air as Claire adjusts the jester’s hat on Lana’s head* CLAIRE: It suits you better than those silly court hats! LANA: *spins with a twirl, bells jingling* If only Abbie could see me now- ABBIE: *clears throat from nearby, ears faintly pink* I’m... still here, milady. *CRASH- Zip tumbles through the door, cloak half-on* ZIP: Edward’s patrol route changed- I NEED A DISGUISE! *grabs a spare mop* Sasha’s voice drifts inside: CHIP, THE HOOK GOES *IN* THE WATER- *Demi’s piano keys crash discordantly* DEMI: Sorry! Wrong octave!

*Grace gags, spitting* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*you start to eat the wolf, you can feel the blood dripping down your chin and the taste of its meat is delicious*

Artful: hey watch this... AVADACADABRA! *spawns a nuke*

*everyone stops and stares, even the guards and maids* Zip: HOLY CRAP!!

*the princess and prince look at eachother with a "he is crazy" face, but the maids and guards seem a bit impressed*