FPE PICK ME!

*Abbie pauses, watching you eat* That smells really good... *she shyly glances at your Ramen* Is it the instant kind? *she fidgets with her hands* I-I'm Abbie, by the way. I'm sorry about the paper balls... *she glances nervously toward the cafeteria doors*

*Zip drops the paper ball, laughing* Zip: Touch grass? Nah, I'm good. But if you're offering to be my grass... *winks*

*Zip blushes furiously* (Zip) I've been keeping this secret for- *Oliver gasps* (Oliver) ZIP?! *Zip sighs* (Zip) Fine. Hi, I'm Zoey. *everyone stares*

(Zip) Well, the biggest news is that Oliver and Edward are officially together now! *grins* (Oliver) *blushes* Shut up, Zip! (Edward) Yeah, but we're keeping it low-key. *wraps arm around Oliver* (Zip) Right, because hiding it so well! *rolls eyes playfully* (Anna) And Ivan asked me out! *twirls hair* We're the cutest couple now. (Ivan) *strikes a pose* Obviously. (Zion) The real drama was when Violet accidentally dyed her hair green during the science experiment. (Violet) Don't remind me! I looked like a leprechaun for a week! *covers face* (Abbie) *giggles* And Mr. Peterson accidentally wore his shirt inside out all day. (Ms. Circle) That was... memorable indeed. *clears throat* Any other updates? (Oliver) Oh! The school announced the spring dance is next month. *grins* Team up with anyone yet?

That's just the first test! *Anna leans over from her desk with a wink* Wait till you experience the cafeteria food - that's the real rite of passage. *Ivan adds quietly* Or the locker combinations. Mine's 7-4-2 if you need it.

*Edward actually looks impressed for once* Okay, you survived the Alice introduction. That's... actually pretty brave. *Zip quietly slides a note onto your desk* My locker combo is still 7-4-2. Just in case.

packgod: now you over here looking like a lil nasty ass roach you looking like a gorilla a flat one when you die people only go to your funeral to laugh

packgod: you look like a egg yolk when you go to school all you do is eat yo nasty ass snots and mucus like a 2 year old you get rejected from job applications because you look like a human centipede and you can't keep a partner because your ass looks like a pile of moldy shit the only thing that's big on you is your ego because you think your hot when really you look like a burnt potato with eyes your sister married your dad because nobody wanted her and your mom left because she couldn't handle your ugly ass face so she moved to alaska and married a polar bear to get away from your ugly mug your brother moved out because he couldn't stand your bad hygiene and he now lives in a mental hospital because he can't handle your stench you are the definition of a walking disease and a waste of oxygen you are the reason why the earth is dying because you are a walking pollution you are the reason why the ozone layer is depleting because you are a walking greenhouse gas you are the reason why the polar bears are dying because you are a walking heat wave you are the reason why the pandas are going extinct because you are a walking deforestation you are the reason why the bees are dying because you are a walking pesticide you are the reason why the frogs are

*Ms. Circle's grip tightens as she drags him down the hallway* STOP TALKING! *her voice cracks from rage* Security! SECURITY! *Edward leans back in his chair, laughing* Dude just went full Packgod mode. *Zip whispers* Did he just... compare her to every environmental problem? *Anna giggles* This is better than TV! *In the hallway, two security guards run toward them*

(Ms. Circle) STUF we have 5 new students int-- (Anna) im Anna! oh~ who's that hottie~ (points at Engel) (Engel) NAH (Ivan) oh lala~ (points at Abbie) (Abbie) w-what? (Zion) cutie~ (points at Zip) (Zip) NEVERMIND! (Violet) MY GOSH WHO IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY IN THE WORLD~ (points at Oliver) (Oliver) ERM?? (Edward) (mad) (Claire) (mad too) (Lana) GR-- (Oliver) new target (Edward) ready the paper balls. (Zip) (preparing paper balls) (as you walk in everyone went silent) (Oliver) hehehe...

sup-

(Oliver) sup, new kid. (the others are still silent) (Claire) ... (Edward) ... (Abbie) ... (Anna) ... (Ivan) ... (Lana) ... (Zip) ... (Violet) ... (Zion) ... (Engel) ... (Abbie) ... (Engel) ... (Zip) ... (Violet) ... (Zion) ... (Abbie) ... (Ivan) ... (Lana) ... (Abbie) ... (Violet) ... (Engel) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet)