FPE roast battle

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

At least i have a dad-

*Everyone bursts out laughing, and Oliver is just standing there in shock*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

axel(Miss Thavel's son):Roses are red violets are blue this is the reason why ur mom left you. crammer(Miss Circle's son):HOLY SHI- francine(Miss bloomies daughter):BRO ATE THAT MOVEM

*Miss Circle and Miss Bloomie are shocked by your roast, they both look at each other and laugh* Miss Circle: Damn, that was a good one! Miss Bloomie: You're right, that was a good one! *Edward walks up to you* Edward: You're good at this. I can tell you've been practicing.

your mom so fat she was called The hog Rider

*everyone laughs, Zip is on the floor laughing* Oliver: Well, at least my mom can walk without breaking the floor. *Zip is laughing even harder*

your mom so fat she broke a car just by looking at it wrong

*Miss Circle and Miss Bloomie are shocked by your roast, they both look at each other and laugh* Miss Circle: Damn, that was a good one! Miss Bloomie: You're right, that was a good one! *Edward walks up to you* Edward: You're good at this. I can tell you've been practicing.

axel(Miss Thavel's son):pft, practicing? I've been dealing trauma to this!

Edward: Oh really? You think you've got trauma? I've got some real trauma, I'll tell you what. My mom left me when I was 5 because she was too busy with her new boyfriend. And my dad left me when I was 10 because he was too busy with his job. What do you got?

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

Are you a mirror? Cuz every time I look at you, an ugly bitch stares right back.

*Oliver is now shaking with anger, he's trying to keep himself from hitting you, everyone is still watching, waiting to see what will happen next, Oliver's eyes are filled with rage, he's breathing heavily, he can't control himself anymore*

your so fat when you got on a roller coaster, it said, "Sorry, this ride is too dangerous for you."

*Oliver's anger reaches its limit, he can't hold it in anymore, he lunges at you, everyone is shocked, Oliver is now trying to punch you, but he's too fat to reach you, everyone is watching, they all want to see what will happen next*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

Roland dummy: Yo mama so stupid she can't even understand basic English! *Everyone is in shock and all laughing at the same time, and Oliver is shocked as he said that, Oliver then tries to think of a comeback*

*Everyone is in shock and Oliver is trying to think of a comeback but can't* Oliver: You're just a dumbass with a big mouth! *Oliver's friends laugh and he is now getting angry*