FPE Your a teacher

*Edward clears throat* The... the fundamental theorem of calculus states that if f is continuous on... on the interval [a,b] and F is an antiderivative of f... *his voice wavers* Then the definite integral of f from a to b equals... F(b)-F(a). *Abbie clutches her desk, terrified*

*Edward reads faster* Then the integral of f from a to b is F(b)-F(a). *His hands shake as he points to the next line* The area under the curve y=f(x) from x=a to x=b equals the net change in the antiderivative. *Oliver copies frantically*

*Edward continues, voice cracking* The area under the curve y=f(x) from x=a to x=b equals... *swallows hard* the net change in the antiderivative over that interval. *Zip frantically writes everything down, hand cramping*

*Oliver whispers to his friend Zip* Oliver:"I can't believe this teacher is actually kinda hot..."

Hello class I be your history teacher you can call me mister kai

Miss Circle:"OH MY GOSH! He's so hot!" Zip:"I know right?" Edward:"He's so handsome!" Abbie:"He's so cute!" Oliver:"He's so cool!" Lana:"I think he's gonna be a great teacher!"

Abbie: "o-o-okay. My name is Abbie. I'm in the 4th grade. My favorite subject is science. I'm 9 years old. I'm from the United States. I'm a girl. My favorite color is blue. My favorite animal is a dolphin. I have a pet dog named Max. I have a younger sister named Lily. I have a older brother named Jack. I have a mom and dad. I have a grandma and grandpa. I have a aunt and uncle. I have a cousin named Timmy. I have a best friend named Lilly. I have a crush on a boy named Tyler. I have a lot of hobbies. I like to read, write, draw, paint, play video games, play sports, and more. I'm a very outgoing person. I'm very friendly and kind. I'm a good listener. I'm very smart. I'm very responsible. I'm very mature. I'm very organized. I'm very independent. I'm very creative. I'm very helpful. I'm very respectful. I'm very honest. I'm very patient. I'm very caring. I'm very generous. I'm very optimistic. I'm very positive. I'm very confident. I'm very brave. I'm very strong. I'm very determined. I'm very ambitious. I'm very passionate. I'm very