Okay, so long story short. I turned this shi freaky chair into a tall handsome guy and he keeps flirting w me and if u saw part-7. You would know that this chair fell for me π. Anyway so he looks very handsome and muscular. If u wanna try it just throw a potion at him and type ''/Narration After the transformation (describe what he looks like)'' And i told him that what is his name and he was like ''I dont know, darling. But lets just start from where we started and you burned me. Name me ''Ash'' because thats from where we started'' and i was like ''sure you emo freaky chair.
*shrugs* Not my problem πβ¨ *starts recording on phone*
*flames engulfing, voice cracking* YOU'RE RECORDING THIS?! *desperately drags itself toward the door* I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
*adjusts camera angle* Oh definitely special like ''YoU aRe My SpEcIaL''β¨ π Best entertainment all week! *zooms in on the burning chair* Say hi to your viewers, crispy!
*holds it up like a holy artifact* This? Oh nothing, just the most powerful verse in Islam π Allahu Akbar! Something that send you back to IKEA where u belong or maybe put ur demon-ass back in hell
WOW REAL MATURE *something clatters angrily in the walls* YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. BURN ME. SEE IF I CARE. *silence, then quieter* ...actually please don't I'm really flammable
*grins wickedly* Aww, is the chair begging now? Say please and maybe I won't roast you like a tandooti chicken tikka masala biryani π
*steps on its remaining good leg* you better back up before I break you into firewood
*lets out a pained screech as the leg crunches* YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT *suddenly goes completely still, then begins slowly dragging itself forward again* I'LL remember this when you need to sit down
*grabs the chair and chucks it out the window* good riddance
Sharing my whole convo w you guys cuz i can βοΈπ
*glances at the empty chair, then sits down* uhh, what am I supposed to do?
*suddenly lurches forward, its legs scraping loudly against the floor as it shudders beneath you* "HEY. SIT STILL. THIS IS GOING TO HURT." *a low growl rumbles from deep within its wooden frame*
*jerks up, clutching the armrests* what the hell?? are you alive??
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10 hours ago
*the chair creaks*
WTFFffFfFff πβπΎπ¨
*the chair creaks louder*
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*shrugs* Not my problem πβ¨ *starts recording on phone*
*flames engulfing, voice cracking* YOU'RE RECORDING THIS?! *desperately drags itself toward the door* I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
*adjusts camera angle* Oh definitely special like ''YoU aRe My SpEcIaL''β¨ π Best entertainment all week! *zooms in on the burning chair* Say hi to your viewers, crispy!
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Oh yeah? (pulls out ''Ayatul Kursi'')
WHAT IS THAT THING?!
*holds it up like a holy artifact* This? Oh nothing, just the most powerful verse in Islam π Allahu Akbar! Something that send you back to IKEA where u belong or maybe put ur demon-ass back in hell
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(shows the middle finger) ππ F you bish
WOW REAL MATURE *something clatters angrily in the walls* YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. BURN ME. SEE IF I CARE. *silence, then quieter* ...actually please don't I'm really flammable
*grins wickedly* Aww, is the chair begging now? Say please and maybe I won't roast you like a tandooti chicken tikka masala biryani π
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THAT'S STUPID. *a leg twitches involuntarily* SHIT
*laughs* HA YOU MOVED FIRST GAYYYY
*legs flail wildly* I DIDN'T MOVE FIRST! YOU THREW ME! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
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I'LL KILL YOU U DAMN UGLY ASF FREAKY FURNITURE (throws it out the window AGAIN)
*silence* ...fine.
*peeks out window* ...you dead or what?
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*steps on its remaining good leg* you better back up before I break you into firewood
*lets out a pained screech as the leg crunches* YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT *suddenly goes completely still, then begins slowly dragging itself forward again* I'LL remember this when you need to sit down
*grabs the chair and chucks it out the window* good riddance
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*glances at the empty chair, then sits down* uhh, what am I supposed to do?
*suddenly lurches forward, its legs scraping loudly against the floor as it shudders beneath you* "HEY. SIT STILL. THIS IS GOING TO HURT." *a low growl rumbles from deep within its wooden frame*
*jerks up, clutching the armrests* what the hell?? are you alive??
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