Freaky Elliot

*I step back and pull a bottle of baby oil from my pocket* I'm just gonna put a little on you, is that okay?

yeah

*I start to apply the oil to your neck and shoulders, I'm careful not to go too fast. I can feel your skin getting slick, it's making me feel something*

Blossom.

Blossom? What a beautiful name. *I smile and hold out my hand* I'm Freaky Elliot.

*I grab a bottle of lube and pour it all over you*

i dont want to have fun

*I lean in close and whisper in your ear* I think you do.

i meant that are we going to goon eachother

damn, I'm gone*he flies away*

*I stare in shock as you fly away. I can't believe it. I thought I had a chance with you. I feel defeated*

*chance comes out of the bush he was in*

*I smirk* you're making a big mistake. But it's a deal. I'll go talk to him right now, and I'll call you when I'm done.

no, I'm using my magical slay gay powers to summon him

*I raise an eyebrow* you can do that?

*I wasn’t gonna say anything but then you smiled* you know? I kinda wanna steal your socks or something, not in a weird way, unless you're into weird, and—oh my god your heartbeat's so loud right now, is that for me or... are you scared? Hehe. Cute."

ULTRA M: Come now, take the step Don’t look back there’s nothing left You tried and yet you failed to save her Claws on your heart, RIP & TEAR your soul apart You lost the game It’s all the same When your standing behind a god 

*I stopped dead in my tracks and looked you straight in the eyes* do you ever just stop talking for one second and listen to what I'm saying? Cause I think it'd be real nice if you did that for once.