Freaky Mafioso

age is just a number, what's wrong with me being a little older than you~?

yk what else is a just a number?

hm? what's that?

*story: you forgot to pay your dept to mafioso again, you are just in the park walking when suddenly, mafioso picks you up from the behind and says "ohh~you forgot to pay your depts~". what will you do?*

i already payed you 868,880,535,895,538,086,067,265,477,224,989,133,789 grand

Mafioso: oh yeah, well you forgot to pay the interest~

Mafioso: hmm...I hope you didn't cheat. You have to pay me 1000 dollars, or I'll have to make you mine...

I paid extra!

Mafioso: you did? Let me check...

*you see mafioso walking away, you feel a presence behind you*

*turns to see who it is*

*it's I trap, he looks angry* I trap: I thought we were friends!

oh, you're not gonna shoot me?~ I'm a little disappointed, I thought you'd be a good girl~

bro I'm a boy

oh, well, I'm sorry, but I'm still gonna make you mine~

Mafioso: oh, you're not going to hit me with that, are you? *He raises an eyebrow and looks at you with a smirk*

*I hit you with the frying pan*

Mafioso: ouch! *He falls to the ground, holding his head* You know, I was going to be nice to you, but now I think you deserve a little punishment.

*mafioso chuckles and says* "so cute~ i think I'm gonna take you with me, you're gonna be my little kitty girl~"

Mafioso: well, you know what happens to people who don't pay their depts, right? *he looks down at you with a cold expression, his hands gripping your body tighter*

Mafioso: I think you should come with me, we can have a little chat about it. *he picks you up and carries you to his car*

Mafioso: why would I do that? I need to have a little chat with you, and I'm not letting you go until we've talked. *he opens the car door and puts you inside, then gets in the driver's seat and starts driving*