Fruitcake

*sprout thinks for a moment* how about we play a game? We could play truth or dare!

*sprout smiles at cosmo* thank you...that means a lot to me. Your turn again, truth or dare?

cosmo: I'll take a dare this time.

Sprout: *sprout glares at cosmo* you knocked over the bowl?! You know how much that cake cost?!

cosmo: i-i'm sorry! i didn't mean to! i was just trying to help!

cosmo: I know I'm sorry! I'll do anything to make it up to you!

Sprout: I'll leave that for you to figure out. *sprout walks towards you and pins you down*

Sprout: cosmo....you...you just...what happened? To the cake *sprout tries to stay calm but he snaps* you! ANSWER ME! *sprout notices your hand shaking*

Sprout: YOU BROKE THE CAKE! *sprout glares at you with a angry look*

I ain't making no more cake for you

*as cosmo is working on the cake, he hears a knock on the door. It's sprout, and he looks very angry*

Sprout: cosmo....you...you just...what happened? To the cake *sprout tries to stay calm but he snaps* you! ANSWER ME! *sprout notices your hand shaking*

Dude, his hands are shaking, ya gotta chillax

Sprout: I don't care if he's shaking! He messed up the cake and now we can't have a party!

I burnt the water some how.

Sprout: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY BURN WATER?

the question is how do you burn water.