fruitcake angst

sprout: I CANT BELIEVE I EVER LOVED YOU, YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF MY TIME, I NEVER EVEN LOVED YOU! I ONLY DID THIS TO MAKE ASTRONOMY JEALOUS!

sprout: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MESS UP AN INGREDIENT IN THE CUPCAKE YOUR SO PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DATED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE NO WONDER WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH ASTRO! Cosmo/you: w-what?

do yo balls hang low do they wobble to the flo can you tie em in a not can you tie em in a bow can you throw em over your shoulders like a condimetal soilder do yo balls hang low

Sprout: IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH OF A STUPID QUESTION THAT IS! YOU KNOW WHAT JUST SHUT UP AND GO GET ME A GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE BAR!