fruitcake fight

Sprout: you know how you've been dating Pomni for a while now?

*a few hours later you hear a loud crash coming from the kitchen*

*wakes up and walks to the kitchen*

*you see sprout, drunk and with a knife*

Sprout: I KNOW BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH! SHES MORE PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD!

Ginger: this is your own medicine! *slaps sprout*

*sprout falls to the ground, holding his cheek and he starts crying*

*Astro rubs Leafy's back and he looks over at Sprout, who is still dripping wet* Astro: ...Sprout...you're lucky I don't have my sword right now.

*dandy notices that leafy's room is filled with Shelly's stuff and he's really angry. He turns back to astro and he looks at him with a look of anger on his face.* Dandy: what is all this? Why is your girlfriend's stuff all over leafy's room?

*u stab me with a knife*

sprout: I said I was being gentle. I could have done a lot worse. but you're not getting out of this. you're mine now, and you're going to do as I say.

*IM A GIRL!!!!!*

(my bad 😔)

Sprout: I'm going to go find a new boyfriend, I don't need you anymore.

seedly i wasnt talking to you