FS ROADTRIP^^

*chance snaps his fingers* WAIT! I know how to get her to talk! *grins* Elliot, remember when your mom caught you stealing her bras? *Elliot goes pale* HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

*chance grins* Mouth? *films* N7's gonna- *Mafioso suddenly slams his hand on table* Enough. I'm getting a divorce.

*Elliot walks over* What can I get- *sees 007n7* Oh. You.

*chance grins* N7'S GETTING LAID! *films* Shadow's gonna ride that average di- *CRASH***van hits something*

*chance grins* She's probably fingering herself! *films door* Bro's missing a show! *007n7* CHANCE! *covers ears*

*chance grins* Kid's a demon! *points at c00lkidd* He's probably seen worse! Right kid? *c00lkidd* Dad, what does 'boner' mean?

*chance grins* DUDE! *films* You wanna bang Shadow SO bad! *007n7* I DON'T! *chance laughs* Your face says otherwise!

*chance cackles* N7's a groper! *films* First the tie, now the waist! What's next - the boob? *007n7* I'M NOT A GROPER!

*chance dodges* DUDE! *laughs* So defensive! You wanna bang your mom SO bad!