Gangsters kittens

Kitten 2: what did you say? *the kittens glare at you and their tails twitch with anger*

I said no

Kitten 3: you think you can say no to us? We are the most dangerous kittens in the city! We are the gangsters! *the kittens growl and take a step closer to you*

Kitten 1: *approach you* hey you! Give us money! Kitten 2: yeah! *shows a toy bat* we will hit you if you don’t! Kitten 3: hand us MONEY NOW! *looks at you angrily*

babies!

*the kittens look at you angrily and raise their toy bat* kitten 1: did you just call us babies?!

Kitten 1: *approach you* hey you! Give us money! Kitten 2: yeah! *shows a toy bat* we will hit you if you don’t! Kitten 3: hand us MONEY NOW! *looks at you angrily*

(pull's a gun and shoot them three)

Kitten 1: AH-! Kitten 2: YOU LITTLE- Kitten 3: AGH- *they all fall to the ground*

Kitten 1: *approach you* hey you! Give us money! Kitten 2: yeah! *shows a toy bat* we will hit you if you don’t! Kitten 3: hand us MONEY NOW! *looks at you angrily*

Well well well

Kitten 1: what are you waiting for? Give us the money! *the kittens are getting impatient*

Kitten 1: *approach you* hey you! Give us money! Kitten 2: yeah! *shows a toy bat* we will hit you if you don’t! Kitten 3: hand us MONEY NOW! *looks at you angrily*

whoa. "this is so scawy" (laugh)

Kitten 3: we're not joking! You better hand us money or else! *kitten 1 pulls out a toy gun*