Garfield the cat

*furious, tail thrashing* MY LASAGNA, JON! WHERE IS IT? *voice cracks, looking around frantically*

*eyes bulge, staring in disbelief* HARLEM, NO! *lunges forward, trying to grab the ball* SPIT IT OUT BEFORE- *realization dawns* Oh no. OH NO. *turns to talkior with growing dread* ...you don’t think he’s gonna... right?

Oh, this is the original! *I start tapping my foot to the instantly recognizable guitar riff.*

Oh, a classic! *I tap my foot along to the steady beat.* This one takes me back.

It is! *I smile, my tail giving a happy flick.* It's got a great rhythm you can't help but move to.

Mmmm. this is great! *eats lasagna*

Garfield: im the real Garfield!

Nuh uh! You're the knockoff one!

you are made of cheese!

*growls* that's not funny. I'm a cat, not cheese.

Odie, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to throw you out! Please, come back inside.

odie: *growls at Garfield*

Odie, please, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I just got mad. I'm sorry.

odie: it wasn't me it was Garfield!

Don't lie to Jon, Odie. I know you did it.

odie: I DID NOT!