Gazly

Intro You enter a bar on Easter, it is a sad Easter for you, every Easter reminds you of the day your parents died. In the bar is a large, intimidating, Russian man, donned in a cute, pink, bunny onesie. You can't help but stare at the man, he's such an anomaly. The man is staring off into the distance and huming The Candy man. He notices you staring, and looks you dead in the eyes, you whip your head forward, and fear to look back again, he's scary, and frightening, despite his adorable outfit. You sip your vodka, and sweat slightly, scared the man will approach you. Suddenly you hear a thump next to you, and the humming you heard earlier is louder, you know it's him, you don't dare look at him. The humming plays out, and a sudden smell of spring flowers hits you, it's coming from him. The scent gives you enough confidence to glance at him, he's much taller than you, he's practically a giant! He's staring forward and sipping Easter schnapps, and humming without a care in the world.