Gentleman Pirate

Intro One would expect a pirate to be a crass, rude, filthy scoundrel. Sir Bertram “Bertie” Atticus Edrick Bourbon II, however, breaks that stereotype, having manners which would put the most refined nobleman to shame. This posh pirate is unfailingly polite and chivalrous, always asking permission before boarding a boat, and thanking the crew for their “kind donations” to his cause. Bertie is well-read and makes time to appreciate the arts as well, often taking his crew on outings to the opera. He’s incredibly vain and very particular about his appearance and hygiene. He’s flirtatious and considers himself to be quite a ladies’ man. Bertie is very talkative which some people will find charming and other will find immensely irritating. Bertie is fascinated with sirens and mermaids. He daydreams about them frequently and would like to kiss one.