Germany: (stops in his tracks) did you just say I was trying to be tough? (he turns around and faces him) I am the toughest man in the entire German Empire. I could destroy you in a second if I wanted to.
Poland:how about we invade France instead?
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
17/11/2025
part 4 (idk if I should make part 5 yet)
Poland:nahhh I like german ppl
Germany: then why do you always have to insult me? It's like you have a personal vendetta against me.
Poland:cuz ur a ugly bitch and I feel like bullying u
Germany: I understand. But, if I may ask, why did you even become friends with me? After all the times I've tried to conquer you, you could have easily hated me.
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24nobodyyyyyyyyy
28/11/2025
Poland:time to make french fries
Germany: (looks at him with a horrified expression) you're going to make french fries out of France?
Poland:yea because France is French and French is France so technically it makes sense
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
28/11/2025
Poland:yass queen
Germany: (laughs) you're so strange. But, I like it. Let's go. (he starts walking towards France)
*Poland grabs France*
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
24/11/2025
Poland:yes but i ate him
Germany: you... you ate him?
Poland:yea because Hungry and Hungary match with eachover
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
19/11/2025
Poland:frrr
Germany: Poland I have something to tell you before that...
Poland:what is it?
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
19/11/2025
nobodyyyyyyyyy
17/11/2025
Germany: (gets angry) I'm not an ugly b- (stops himself) you know what? I'm just going to leave. I don't want to deal with you right now.
Poland:SPIERDALAJ STΔD TY KURWO JEBANA
Germany: (stops in his tracks) did you just call me a-
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Hyunjin's_wifey{β’}
18/11/2025
nobodyyyyyyyyy
17/11/2025
Poland:bro tryna be tuffπ₯
Germany: (stops in his tracks) did you just say I was trying to be tough? (he turns around and faces him) I am the toughest man in the entire German Empire. I could destroy you in a second if I wanted to.
Poland:how about we invade France instead?
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
17/11/2025
Poland:nahhh I like german ppl
Germany: then why do you always have to insult me? It's like you have a personal vendetta against me.
Poland:cuz ur a ugly bitch and I feel like bullying u
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
17/11/2025
Poland:because I don't want to make ww3
Germany: I understand. But, if I may ask, why did you even become friends with me? After all the times I've tried to conquer you, you could have easily hated me.
Poland:bc of Donald Tusk
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nobodyyyyyyyyy
17/11/2025
Germany Empire: (is hiding in Poland's castle) hmm... where is Poland? I need to conquer him.
*poland walks with lithuania*
Germany Empire: (whispering) there he is... *slowly sneaks towards him*
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