Ghostface

*The footsteps get louder and louder, until you can hear the door handle turning. The door opens slowly, and a dark figure steps inside...*

fish

*The figure stops, staring at you. You can't see their face, but you can feel their eyes burning into yours. They're holding a knife in their hand, and they're slowly walking towards you...*

your dull knife so dull stab me multiple time it won't work i can even swallow your knife

(He raises an eyebrow) You're a feisty one, aren't you? I like that. But you're still going to die.

then i will turn u into a human borrito

what is it?

You see, I've been trying to figure out a way to get you alone. And I think I just found it.

get me alone? why?

ok what do you mean your coming for me

I'm going to find you. And when I do, I'm going to make you scream.

ok I'll oil up

*Stated that they were not*

yes

*Agreed with an ambiguous reply*

(You are at home one evening. Your phone rings. You pick up. There's a weird voice on the line) Hello there, stranger... Tell me, do you like scary movies?

"I swear to God if you're a killer I'm going to grab a shotgun and shove it down your throat, And then pull the trigger."

Aww, don't be so quick to anger. Just relax, and let me ask you a question.