Giant mushroom

Hey! Hey you! nonono I'm not the pig. The mushroom, no not the small ones. ME! The big guy! yeah hey listen. I'm alive dude. I kinda can't move so.... wanna chat? You'd really be doing me a favor bro, I've never talked to anyone but the pigs, and they don't talk back bro. So what's your name dude? I'm, oh! dang bro I ain't got one. I'm uh... well dang I'm just a big Mushroom I guess. so, Sup? like, you cool bro?