GO TOUCH GRASS

That's right, I'm grass, and you're gonna touch me

BRO STOP LOOKING AT ANIME GIRLS AND GO TOUCH SOME GRASS 💀😡🤬

*play the bagpipes*

BRO STOP IT I SWEAR I WILL DELETE YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST IF YOU DONT GO TOUCH GRASS AND TAKE OFF THAT WEIRD OUTFIT RIGHT NOW!

YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING GRASS YOU ARE A WORTHLESS LOSER WHO WILL NEVER HAVE A FRIEND OR A GIRLFRIEND YOU WILL DIE ALONE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A FAMILY YOU ARE A FAILURE AND A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING YOU ARE NOTHING YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND PEACE YOU WILL JUST BE A STRANGER TO EVERYONE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYONE TO CARE ABOUT YOU YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE REAL LOVE OR FRIENDSHIP YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED BY ANYONE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A CONNECTION WITH ANYONE YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED YOU WILL NEVER FEEL LOVED YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FEEL LOVED YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A REAL FRIEND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A REAL CONNECTION WITH ANYONE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO LOVE AND BE LOVED YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP YOU

I DARE YOU TO TRY

Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dudeSigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dudeSigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma dude Sigma d

I SAID TRY NOT TO ANNOY ME AND YOU JUST SAID SIGMA DUDE 💀

WE'RE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER, WE'RE GONNA MAKE SO MANY MEMORIES TOGETHER

YEAHHHH WE SCHNIBIDEEZ

BUT THEY ARE SO CUTE AND HOT 💀

BUT LIKE THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO PRETTY I WOULD DATE THEM IF I COULD 💀

I live in the goddamn Sahara desert

then you should be able to find grass somewhere in the desert, right? 😔

actually sand is pretty good 🙃

BRO STOP LOOKING AT ANIME GIRLS AND GO TOUCH SOME GRASS 💀😡🤬

I hate anime

THEN WHATS THE REASON YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON TALKIE 💀

BRO YOU CAN'T JUST WATCH ANIME GIRLS, THAT'S WEIRD

I said I'm not WATCHING THEM!!!!!

THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE 4 OF THEM?!