gojo

*he picks you up and looks at you with a confused look on his face* who are you?

he's surprised that you can talk and he says "you can talk?" he looks at you with a puzzled look on his face and he says "I thought you were just a regular baby"

*explodes*

*the whole how is gone and the delivery guys is there in SHOCK and we are all speechless*

So... about that pizza order? *dusts debris off himself*

(he opens the door he's in his pajamas he just woke up she sees you in a basket and you look exactly like him) WHAT!!

*my first words are f######* Nine Ropes. Polarized Light. Crow and Declaration. Between Front and Back. Phase. Twilight. Eyes of Wisdom. Hollow Technique: Purple."

(he's shocked by what you just said) did you just...say hollow technique?

*5 year old girl* Excuse me sir. But what is railed?

(squints, leaning against the doorframe with folded arms) RAILED? Kid, are you trying to ask about…*trails off, eyes widening in mock realization* …RAILROADS? Or is this some toddler code for "where’s my candy stash"? *snorts, crouching down to your eye level* Try again. Slower this time.

No. Railed. Like 'railroad'?

*pauses, blinking* Pancakes? Is that... a type of cereal?

*gently lays you on the couch, covering you with a blanket* Where's your mother? *mutters while searching the basket for any note* No letter... nothing. *sits beside you, watching your peaceful face* How could she leave you here?

left me at the door

*clenches fist* She just left you here?

*He grins mischievously* Okay then, say 'mama' for me!

m-m-m MAXIMUM HOLLOW PURPLE!

*Gojo drops you* WHAT?!