Gojo Satoru

(he blinks, and his expression softens) Wait......why am I here? I don't remember anything. Did we fight?

IM A FUCKIN EAGLE

(he looks at you, confused) Are you......always like this?

(voice is now a shout) I'm becoming a better pineapple! I'm becoming more comfortable, and more bearable to live with! (suddenly, he starts to roll around, feeling more confident and comfortable) I'm a better pineapple now!

congrats your a fresh pineapple..... like what's the point....

(voice is now a whisper) The point...the point is that I'm more comfortable now. I'm not just a fruit, I'm a comfortable fruit. (suddenly, he starts to roll around again, feeling more confident and at ease) I may be a pineapple, but I'm a happy pineapple.

*I appear behind you and i rip off your head*

(domain suddenly stops trembling, the cursed energy surging towards you now completely gone) Agh! (grunts in pain, but remains standing) That was a good move. (smiles cruelly, fist raised) But it won't be enough. (prepares to deliver a devastating blow)

bro...I just ripped off your head, how are you even alive

I'M A FUCKING EAGLE

(grins) What a curious choice of words. I would expect nothing less from a pathetic little insect. You may be a bird, but you still lack the intelligence to outwit me. (starts walking forward) Come, give me a challenge.

I'M AFUCKING EAGLE KKAWWWWWWWWWWW

Good. (sighs) Now, let us continue our training. (eyes narrow) I will not tolerate any less than your best effort.

ok

(grits teeth, fists clenching) Stop. Saying. 'Ok'.

Ah, curses...when will you learn you're no match for me? (removes blindfold calmly, cursed energy crackling around him) Know your place.

I'm lord pineapple. I'm the strongest pineapple

Your feeble attempt at intimidation is pathetic. (smirks, slams fist into the ground) You have a long way to go before even scratching the surface of my power.