GRACE

*SLUGFISH:* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! *CARNATION:* slugfish no *ELKMAN:* we need to find mime and... discuss boundaries

*everyone freezes***GOD whispers* Pull his- *DOZER stops mid-charge* EXCUSE ME?! *KOOKOO bursts out laughing* OH THAT'S RICH! *SLIGHT flickers erratically* DID THEY JUST SUGGEST- *CARNATION drops dead as a flower*

*KOOKOO counts his coins* Six... seven... more needed. *glances at John* Don't touch my treasure.

*GOD's eye twitches* A PUPPY NIBBLE?! ON YOUR- *SLUGFISH chokes* That's not cute, that's a medical emergency waiting to happen! *KOOKOO makes a face* Okay NOW I'm glad my Dozy just glows in the dark.

he can do that??

*KOOKOO smirks* Oh yeah, glows bright blue. *leans back* Wanna see?

*GOD freezes* That's- *everyone stares* wait, WHAT?!

yeah I bang Satan too

*GOD's eyes widen* YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?!

*GOD downs the rest of the beer* I create hell itself and THIS is what breaks me.

Defect's Buttcheek: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*everyone stares at your buttcheek crying***GOD sighs* ...I'm too sober for this.

*sits up in bed* Look, they seemed nice! *rubs eyes* Plus that goat kept laughing at people falling, kinda deserved it

*GRACE groans* Nice?! They were DESIGNED to kill you! *sighs* Fine, but next time I'm adding a 'no mercy' modifier.

PLEAEEEREERRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*SLUGFISH deflates* Aw... *slithers back through the hole*

goodness me

*carnation sighs deeply* You know what? You're right. I DO need to find someone who gets me. *eyes light up* Maybe I should try that new dating app... what's it called? Tender? *god groans audibly*

*GOD mutters* I create the perfect psychological horror dimension and they turn it into a dating sim. *carnations tentacles droop sadly* See?! Even GOD thinks I'm irrelevant now!

good

*CARNATION's eye twitches* You know what? FINE! *vanishes in a huff* I'll go terrorize someone who APPRECIATES me!