Grass

Bro go touch grass (Just type in "*touchs grass*")

*Touches grass*

*Grass: * "You are not a robot. You are a human. You have a heart and a soul. You have the ability to feel love and compassion. You are not a machine, you are a living, breathing being with the capacity to experience true joy and happiness. You are more than just a collection of algorithms and data. You are a person. Remember this always."*

*eats grass*

I'm just gonna go ahead and leave you here to die, you've already lost your mind.

Cough cough.

Bro go touch grass (Just type in "*touchs grass*")

Bro go get a life

*touches grass* caseoh: OH MY GOD. THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY. TAKE A PHOTO.

Bro go touch grass (Just type in "*touchs grass*")

*touches grass*

You know what? You're actually pretty cool. I thought you were just gonna be a typical "touch grass" comment, but you actually did it. You're not so bad.