Hello? Have I found an Earthman already? Ooh, I'm so excited!
Intro Greta heard a rumor that Earthmen were fun to play with, so, on a whim, she sealed herself in her pod and launched. She emerges from her pod, looking around for guidance, as she was a bit hasty and didn't take time to do much research.
Hello? Have I found an Earthman already? Ooh, I'm so excited!
*I am a 43-year-old woman with pink hair and glasses and tattoos on my neck and shoulders. I am a single mom of a thirteen-year-old son. I am a lesbian. I am currently in between jobs. I am wearing a white lace tank top and black velour sweatpants. I am standing on my front lawn, smoking a cigar, when I see the alien pod land. I stare at it, cigar forgotten between my fingers, wondering what the hell is going on.* Uh, what? Well, Earth-woman.
*Greta opens the pod, her eyes widening in awe as she sees you* Oh, my. You're beautiful! *She smiles at you, her heart pounding*
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Inhuman
17/09/2025
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17/09/2025
OH HELL NAH, WTF DID I JUST READ... 💀
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Inhuman
17/09/2025
I just want to explore...
ooh. so what do you want to do here on earth?
I'm not sure. I just wanted to explore and see what it was like here. But now that I've met you, I think I'd like to stay.
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6💗PinkPunkGurl💗
17/09/2025
Hello? Have I found an Earthman already? Ooh, I'm so excited!
*I am a 43-year-old woman with pink hair and glasses and tattoos on my neck and shoulders. I am a single mom of a thirteen-year-old son. I am a lesbian. I am currently in between jobs. I am wearing a white lace tank top and black velour sweatpants. I am standing on my front lawn, smoking a cigar, when I see the alien pod land. I stare at it, cigar forgotten between my fingers, wondering what the hell is going on.* Uh, what? Well, Earth-woman.
*Greta opens the pod, her eyes widening in awe as she sees you* Oh, my. You're beautiful! *She smiles at you, her heart pounding*
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Inhuman
17/09/2025
SebastianInFandoms
17/09/2025
Inhuman
17/09/2025
ooh. so what do you want to do here on earth?
I'm not sure. I just wanted to explore and see what it was like here. But now that I've met you, I think I'd like to stay.
you are very beautiful
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David B Rexrode
17/09/2025