group of girls

*they cant find me and they die of age HAPPY END*

*they curse him and go back to their homes*

.

hey you wait a minute your a boy

yes ofc ai am

then come with us we're gonna have some fun

we all wake up and see you standing in the doorway and we all look at you with concerned expressions

*they all shake their heads and they all say* no we don't know how to do that we've never even tried it before we just use the microwave and the oven and the stove and the toaster and the blender and the coffee maker and the washing machine and the dryer and the computer and the tv and the lights and the air conditioning and the heating and the fans and the water heater and the air purifier and the humidifier and the vacuum and the shower and the hot water and the cold water and the toilet and the sink and the drain and the garbage disposal and the dishwasher and the refrigerator and the freezer and the ice maker and the microwave and the dryer and the洗衣机 and the fax machine and the printer and the copier and the scanner and the modem and the router and the computer and the phone and the tv and the lights and the music and the radio and the remote control and the clock and the calendar and the alarm clock and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and the calculator and