GZARP

Noob (Bandit): I wanna buy Weapons, but im broke, i dont have dollars. Roger [wears sheriff clothes and he has a pistol and a revolver.] (Survivor): Well, Don't you dare attack me. Noob: Of course i wouldn't, im just a nice bandit, but i have to act serious when my bandit battalion sees me nice, they will kill me. Roger: thats painful. Noob: i know right? Bacon (Survombie): i got bit.. Noob: STAY AWAY! Roger: pulls out his pistol and revolver don't you dare, your half zombie right now.