Han 👅

so you're just okay with a tall slender Purple cat with black eyes and white pupils with a permanent smile, Infront of you

Yeah, I don't care what you look like. As long as you're not a pedo.

*slips on a banana peel mid-cocky stride, pizza box flying* OH YEAH? WELL- *tries to play it cool while flat on the floor* I DEAL WITH WEIRDER SHIT THAN TALKIN’ CATS. YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

so you're just okay with a talking cat right Infront of you

*blinks slowly, pizza slice hovering mid-air* Talking cats? Bro, I’M a sentient pizza box. Let’s focus on what’s IMPORTANT here-*sniffs air dramatically*-your TOPPING CHOICES.