hashira road trip

*The car eventually falls silent, the only sound the hum of the engine. Hours pass. A sudden, sharp bang jolts the vehicle, followed by a horrendous scraping noise. The van lurches, pulling hard to the left.* Tengen: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! *Gyomei grabs the steering wheel, fighting to keep the van on the road.* Gyomei: Everyone stay calm! We're losing a tire! *The van shudders to a halt on the shoulder. A collective groan fills the cabin.* Sanemi: *practically exploding out of his seat* Are you KIDDING me?! *He wrenches open the side door and storms out, kicking a rock in frustration.* We break down in the middle of NOWHERE?! *Tengen groans, slumping in his seat.* Tengen: Oh, this is just GREAT. I knew this trip was a bad idea. *Gyomei turns in his seat, looking back at them with a concerned expression.* Gyomei: Sanemi, Tengen, please. Let's just assess the damage. We can figure this out. *He gets out of the van, his calm presence a stark contrast to the tension.*

*Tengen suddenly throws his arms around Sanemi's neck* Actually I'm bisexual and I think you're kinda hot when you're angry! *Sanemi pushes him away* WHAT THE F- *Gyomei starts praying* Lord forgive them for they know not what they do.

tengen: you like a b-(beep) bro sanemi: YOU SEE THIS MAN tengen: sensei don't like you sanemi: y'all p(beep)ing me off tengen: sensei don't like you sanemi: LOOK AT MY F(beep)ING LEGS HOW THE F(beep) AM I SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE BACK HERE WHY CANT YO BIG A(beep) GET BACK HERE gyomei: can y'all just calm down sanemi: shut the f(beep) up gyomei

*Sanemi smirks* Good boy