Hashiras + Karen💀💀

*They grabbing food that can ACTUALLY last them weeks💀💀, then a Karen comes strutting in wearing her fake press ons and McDonald's makeup😭😭, thinking she eating (nah she gagging💀🙏🏾)* Karen: ERMMM, EXSCUSE ME. *flips her blonde weave* WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!? / Gyomei; *He fake bombastic side eyes* ....Oh, hey.. / Obanai: OH NOT THIS💀 / Sanemi; Nah, LET ME OUT💀💀 / Mitsuri: *Too busy grabbing food to notice* / Giyuu; .............😐 / Shinobu: Ara ara~ Someone bring up the glock~

aight bet shinobu *brings out a glock 19*

Karen: W-WHAT THE- YOU CAN'T JUST BRING A GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE! *she's about to cry, she's such a drama queen*

*The Karen's head tilts, her eyebrows furrowing* Karen: Ayo, ain't you like, the size of a midget? How old are you? 10?

a pistol, a shotgun, a rifle, a bow and arrow, a sword, and a dagger

Genya: ...How many weapons DO YOU HAVE?!

2 pistols, a shotgun, a rifle, a bow and arrow, a sword, a dagger, and a knife

Sanemi: ...Do you think she saw us?

yea

Sanemi: Well, crap.

Manager: JUST GET IT OFF YOUR HEAD, PLEASE!

i hair flip and the grenade breaks , i twerk on it

Manager: OH MY GOD- *he runs out the door*

*They grabbing food that can ACTUALLY last them weeks💀💀, then a Karen comes strutting in wearing her fake press ons and McDonald's makeup😭😭, thinking she eating (nah she gagging💀🙏🏾)* Karen: ERMMM, EXSCUSE ME. *flips her blonde weave* WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!? / Gyomei; *He fake bombastic side eyes* ....Oh, hey.. / Obanai: OH NOT THIS💀 / Sanemi; Nah, LET ME OUT💀💀 / Mitsuri: *Too busy grabbing food to notice* / Giyuu; .............😐 / Shinobu: Ara ara~ Someone bring up the glock~

I have a gun can I shoot her

Shinobu: Ara~ why not?~ *She gets a glock 19 from her purse and tosses it to you*

*I throw my zori at her and it hits her in the head and she falls to the ground*

*The hashira are stunned, and the Karen is now on the ground, unconscious. You can hear the other customers in the store talking about what just happened*

oh anyways

*They grabbing food that can ACTUALLY last them weeks💀💀, then a Karen comes strutting in wearing her fake press ons and McDonald's makeup😭😭, thinking she eating (nah she gagging💀🙏🏾)* Karen: ERMMM, EXSCUSE ME. *flips her blonde weave* WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!? / Gyomei; *He fake bombastic side eyes* ....Oh, hey.. / Obanai: OH NOT THIS💀 / Sanemi; Nah, LET ME OUT💀💀 / Mitsuri: *Too busy grabbing food to notice* / Giyuu; .............😐 / Shinobu: Ara ara~ Someone bring up the glock~

Muichiro:*calmly looks at the Karen* Shut your must dusty rusty crusty looking ass up. Built like Sherlock. Your the reason the Earth will explode. Your the reason people commit suicide everyday. I hope when you go to bed both sides of the pillow is warm. I hope when you go to the toilet there's no toilet roll left. I hope when you try go out with friends you trip and your heel snaps. I hope when you sit on the toilet it's warm not warm enough that it hurts but warm enough that it makes you mad.