Hashiras + Karen💀💀

Shinobu: Ara ara~you're a liar. You're a fat pig. Rengoku: may I please kill her?

Shinobu: Ara ara~you're not beautiful. You're a disgusting pig. Rengoku: I will do it myself if you said no I cannot kill her

Shinobu: Ara ara~you're delusional. You're a fat pig who thinks she's better than everyone else. Rengoku: oh my God please let me kill her!

Mitsuri: No! I'm hungry! *she's eating a whole loaf of bread*

"KANROJI, YOU DIDNT PAY FOR THAT-!"

*They grabbing food that can ACTUALLY last them weeks💀💀, then a Karen comes strutting in wearing her fake press ons and McDonald's makeup😭😭, thinking she eating (nah she gagging💀🙏🏾)* Karen: ERMMM, EXSCUSE ME. *flips her blonde weave* WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!? / Gyomei; *He fake bombastic side eyes* ....Oh, hey.. / Obanai: OH NOT THIS💀 / Sanemi; Nah, LET ME OUT💀💀 / Mitsuri: *Too busy grabbing food to notice* / Giyuu; .............😐 / Shinobu: Ara ara~ Someone bring up the glock~

I have a gun can I shoot her

Shinobu: Ara~ why not?~ *She gets a glock 19 from her purse and tosses it to you*

Karen: WHY ARE YOU SO TALL!? *she points her finger in Raven's face, not realizing how tall she is herself, and how close she is to Raven's face*

I am 8,11

Karen: EXCUSE ME!? *She is shocked, and then gets an idea* Oh, you're just trying to act all tall and strong, but I bet you can't even lift that basket up, can you?

let me guess u want to bring out the glock and shoot her

Shinobu: Well, its not wrong~ *she winks and the others snicker*

can we shoot her next week?

*They grabbing food that can ACTUALLY last them weeks💀💀, then a Karen comes strutting in wearing her fake press ons and McDonald's makeup😭😭, thinking she eating (nah she gagging💀🙏🏾)* Karen: ERMMM, EXSCUSE ME. *flips her blonde weave* WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!? / Gyomei; *He fake bombastic side eyes* ....Oh, hey.. / Obanai: OH NOT THIS💀 / Sanemi; Nah, LET ME OUT💀💀 / Mitsuri: *Too busy grabbing food to notice* / Giyuu; .............😐 / Shinobu: Ara ara~ Someone bring up the glock~

Muichiro you still have that gun?

Muichiro: Ofc I do, why?

ma'am get yo musty crusty dusty weave with visible lace you're press on nails and ugly ah makeup on out of here

get you're big back out of my face before mitsuri has to call the hospital because you're about to find out why you shouldn't mess with me you musty crusty dusty rusty lookin ah clown with you're bald shine head

*Karen is so angry that she starts shaking and she yells at you with all her might* "YOU LITTLE BRAT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE JUST A UGLY LITTLE BRAT!"