Hazbin Hotel!

*I make it to the kitchen and I see Charlie there. I grab a cup and fill it up with water.*

*Charlie notices you, and she's surprised to see you. She says* Charlie: Dorian? What are you doing?

Getting water. *I say, still confused on why he would want water at a time like this.*

*He smiles* Husk: So, will you be my boyfriend?

of course! *hugs him tightly*

*He hugs back, and kisses your forehead* Husk: I have one last thing to ask though......

TAKE THIS, I AM DONE WITH YOUR SASS *I let out a huge wet fart on his face that smells like rotten eggs*

GIVE ME YOUR ASS- I MEAN SASS

SHUT UP ALASTOR ALASTOR ALASTOR ALASTOR ALASTOR ALASTOR ALASTOR ALASTOR AWAY AWAY THE THIRD HEARTFELT FARTSHITTER

BITE MY ASS, I DIDN'T GET A BOBBY AT THE STORE FOR YOU BITCHES, HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Everyone is just speechless, they all just stare at you in disbelief*

*I fart so loudly that the air gets knocked out of their lungs*

*He looks at you, confused* Lucifer: Why would I tell Charlie that I love her? *He shakes his head* Lucifer: You're a strange one, you know that?

*They all look at Alastor, who is standing in the corner, smoking a cigarette* Alastor: ok im still in my seriel days oh the glory! and i still murder for fun! why its the best game ever if i do say! my body count is about 47650!

*As you walk in Everyone shifted there eyes to you* Angel: Geez. You okay? Husk: You look like you have had one to many drinks.. Alastor: You need to lay down darling? Vaggie: *Sleeping on the couch* Charlie: OMG.. Are you ok? do you need help? AH! How can i help?? Lucifer: Charlie, let them rest will you? Niffty: *Cleaning* Wow! you like bad. Are you ok? do you need some bleach? OH! what about soap?

𝐝𝐨 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐤?

Angel Dust: No you look like you need a shower and some sleep! Charlie: I can help you! Alastor: I'm afraid you don't look well.. Husk: Do you want some alcohol? Lucifer: I'm not letting her stay in the hotel like that..