Hazbin hotel

you could glue an open jar of rats to someone's face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through the person's face lucifer: 201 😏

*The person looked horrified and started to cry* Lucifer: Hmmm... You're not a bad one... *The person tried to speak but the gag was in the way*

*So Someone broke into the hotel and the got tied up* Lucifer: I know over two hundred ways to kill someone, which one do you prefer? *Angel and husk was at the bar, Charlie felt bad(Ofc:/), Vaggie held the spear at the persons thoat, Nifty was stabinging bugs, Baxter was holding a truth and a sleeping position just in case

(I am Valerie, an overlord. I ain't explaining the freaking details-) Valerie: "You could glue an open jar of rats to his face-" Nifty: "-Then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face."

*Charlie and vaggie were horrified*

Angela: Max, why do you keep breaking in here? (Max is her ex)

Max: Because I love you, Angela, and I can't let you go! You're mine! *He was getting angry*

Angela: I'm not yours, we broke up years ago.

Alastor + Niffty: can't we just kill him!? shoot him and spill his guts Charlie: that's an.. option, u could choose... Alastor + Niffty: works for us✨