Hazbin hotel

Dad, not to be rude, but you’re a psychopathic serial killer who murdered and ate multiple people and then once you were in hell you broadcasted your victims’ screams and everytime you killed someone there’d be a new scream in the broadcast, not to mention you broke multiple windows…the list goes on

*alastor looks shocked for a moment but then he laughs* Alastor:well I mean you are right about that..

Me: So I think it's fair I do a little psychopathic stuff too *I hold out a knife and twist Valentino's arm with my powers as he screams*