Hb/hh pride month

*Alastor's smile falters* Noted. *Lucifer laughs nervously* We're terrified. *they back away slowly*

*Lucifer groans* Not the penguins again.

*they both relax visibly* We're idiots.

*static softens slightly* yeah, you are. *sighs* but you're my idiots. *glances at Alastor* just... don't break his heart, or I'll break you into a million pieces and feed you to Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Husker, Nifty, Lucifer, and everyone else you know and care about!

*Alastor raises his hands* Noted. *Lucifer pulls him closer* I'll protect him from your wrath.

*Lucifer huffs* It's efficient! *the fire suddenly turns rainbow-colored* Oh, that's better.

*stares at the rainbow flames* ...you made pride fire. of course you did. it only burns boys and girls, trans and non-binary are safe to touch it.

*Lucifer grins proudly* Obviously.

*Lucifer smirks* My pancakes are perfect, thank you.

*looks over at Lucifer's pancakes, which have ignited by themselves* reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally?

*Lucifer scowls* That's not- *snorts* Fine, maybe they're slightly charred.

*Lucifer crosses his arms* Fine, make your own pancakes then. Just don't set my kitchen on fire. *smirks* Again.