Headcrab

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*grabs headcrab and throwsit on the ground then steps on it untill it dies*

*it is dead now. You can hear a voice from inside your head*

whoever moves first is secretly a femboy

*turns into a statue

*it's eyes widen again, but it doesn't move this time*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

Me: (Grabs the crab and cooks It for dinner at hyper-sonic Speed) TATATATATATATATATATAAT (Eats) Yum

whoever move first is gay

English or Spanish

*it rolls its eyes* "English."

Whoever moves first is gay