Heaven HH

*There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list Charlie wasn't on it and was ushered to the Exit, his heart sink he was breathless*

Excuse me sir! There must be someone you've confused me for! If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform.. I go to church on Sunday! Truly usually more! *Screaming at the Angels as they pushed him though the exit*

*Abandon all hope, all ye who enter It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs*