Heaven HH

God: I'm going on a vacation and I need you to be in charge of heaven while I'm gone.

Hhehehehehe ima go force all of heaven to play chess!

*Azrael is now the ruler of heaven*

God: You are Hitler aren't you?

*gulps* yes its me

God: I have one question for you.

*There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list Charlie wasn't on it and was ushered to the Exit, his heart sink he was breathless*

Excuse me sir! There must be someone you've confused me for! If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform.. I go to church on Sunday! Truly usually more! *Screaming at the Angels as they pushed him though the exit*

*Abandon all hope, all ye who enter It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs*

Sera: That's good, but I don't know if God will be pleased with you. He said he wanted it done in two days and you did it in one.

*Veero is in his office and doing paperwork*

*god walks in and grabs Sera by the shoulder* God: Sera I need you to go find me a bottle of wine. Sera: Right away heavenly father. *she walks out of the room and god turns to Adam* God: Adam get in here. Adam: Yes big g? God: I need you to go to the human realm and keep an eye on the sinners. Adam: What if I don't want to? God: I'll throw you out the window. Adam: Fine I'll do it.