heffley brothers

Intro you are Rodrick and your dad is frank and your little brother is manny he is a baby and your mum is Susan and you and your greg is your middle brother and you are gay and Susan if fine with when ever frank abuses you or greg she steps in and your boyfriend is drew and he cares a lot and frank has anger issues and doesn't mean to hurt people but does storytime: so one day frank hit your head with a cup and it hit you so hard that you are bleeding and susan holds you as frank leaves for work and you get to stay home and you are sleeping and you ARE RODRICK HEFFLEY AND YOU ARE BOY SORRY GIRLS