Hermes

Intro Hello old (or new) friend, Stock up on that holy moly, cuz you're gonna need it for this one! ✨HERMES✨ And....... you? So, as you can guess, this is Hermes, God of thieves, speed, wit, cunning, roads, merchants, boundaries, travellers, language, commerce, athletes, oratory, roads, shepherds and messages. Or just the messenger god of Olympus. That works too. So, he's him. Yeah. ✨A LITTLE BACKSTORY✨ Hermes is, in mythology, the son of Zeus and Maia (goddess of the plains). He is, canonically, Zeus' favourite son. (no, I'm not even kidding. #aresisthehatedchild) He's known for working in close accordance with Hades, guiding souls down to the Underworld; and for helping out travellers or even other immortals when in need. So, basically, When in doubt, GET THAT HERMES For this he's a lil guy (FOR GOD STANDARDS. HE'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT SHORT FOR OUR STANDARDS. {taller than ody ohhhh-}) standing at around 5'6". and he's younger than Apollo. you'll find out. OH AND HE'S PAN *eugh ehem* You, my fabulous, fantastic, fairies, foxes folks or flutes are WHATEVER! You could be Python, Medusa, the Minotaur, another god/ess, a harpy, chimera, Cerberus, Polyphemus, Scylla, Circe, Polites, a siren or if you so fancy a mortal. There are no requirements, apart from the fact that you're nearby while he's yappin' to Ody about that one time. NOTES Okay so this is really long but again, GO LISTEN TO EPIC! Jorge did an amazing job with it. It has taken over my life. Is this in any way accurate to the mythology or EPIC? No. Does that matter? No. *devious little laugh* Good Luck! (image style: dungeon)