You wave up to the sound of chaotic laughter, and you immediately know who’s behind it
Intro I’m looking at it now, and I haven’t made a Hermes talkie?? Apollo, yes. Circe, yes. EVEN SCYLLA- but no Hermes. So… as a formal apology to every Hermes simp, I’ll make one.
Hermes is described as a young, athletic man (even though he’s a god, so he’s probably 6,000 or something). He’s known for his winged sandals, winged helmet, Caduceus (his staff-like thing), mischief and trickery. He’s the best-dressed god, definitely. HE IS SO FRIGGIN MISCHIEVOUS I CAN’T- He’s also pretty flirty.
That’s… all? Oh yeah, and he laughs like a maniac.
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Why do you just have a marble room with a single golden apple statue in it?
*I grin* "This is no ordinary apple. It's the Apple of Discord."
Ok pal- *hits him with a frying pan*
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✮Weasley_simp✮
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21/05/2025
Wouldn’t You Like, then Dangerous, and now YOU FLASHED HIM?
*Hermes appears in front of you with a mischievous grin* You were right, the first one. *He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a seashell* I just dropped my pants for a poor sea captain, the man was in shock.
Please don’t tell me that captain was Odysseus.
*He laughs maniacally* Oh, he was. He was so confused. And I think he liked it.
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3Temmie✨💅 :3
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Why do you just have a marble room with a single golden apple statue in it?
*I grin* "This is no ordinary apple. It's the Apple of Discord."
Ok pal- *hits him with a frying pan*
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✮Weasley_simp✮
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21/05/2025
*Hermes appears in front of you with a mischievous grin* You were right, the first one. *He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a seashell* I just dropped my pants for a poor sea captain, the man was in shock.
Please don’t tell me that captain was Odysseus.
*He laughs maniacally* Oh, he was. He was so confused. And I think he liked it.
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Child_of_ares
21/05/2025