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Valentino: oh really? Well, I think you should go suck a- Vox: Valentino! We don't need to hear it! Valentino: ugh, fine… *looks away angrily*

*there's a big drop.. ITS HUGE*

Angel dust: *screams* HUSK: HOLY- Alastor: *looks like he's gonna puke*

*looks down at the drop* !! I'm sry I lied to u alastor- I'm GAY- IM ACTUALLY GAY!!-

charlie:btw what where yall talking about at ngith

Lucifer: uh, nothing! Just…nothing.

charlie:yeah right, what were you doing in her room?

charlie:so wich couple wants to share rooms?

Lucifer: me and my wife, obviously.

adam:what wife? air?*dolping sounds as laugh🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬*

Velvet: *doing a live* Valentino: Voxy~ want to go on a ride?~ Vox: sureeeee….whatever you say…*not listening to Valentino* Alastor: why this is quite the place! Husk: *drinking* Vaggie: Husk! No drinking! Charlie: I’m so excited!!!! EEEEE- Angel dust: Charlie! Clam down!… geez… Nifty: *Killing the bugs she sees* DIE! Lucifer: I’m to scared to go on the rides…

*I'm a man with many names like "Phone guy" "Matpat" or "Scott" and I hate Valentino* is there anything to burn or cut with a chainsaw?

Angel dust: what the heck? Are you planning to murder someone?…

Lucifer: but what if we want to split up?… Vaggie: Lucifer! Don't be so stubborn!…

Lucifer: but I'm not scared of anything! I'm a king!… Alastor: a king who's afraid of the dark…

Charles:Alastor is right you are the king of hell and tour afraid of the dark and you get distracted by ducks candy and cute and adorable things

*When Lucifer turns back im gone*

Lucifer: Esmeralda?! Where did you go?!

*I'm in the food court eating*

I hate you too, short king *jokingly, her nicknames for him, short king, shortstack, the big..I mean small man himself, small one, luçi*

Lucifer: I swear if you call me short again I'm going to-

I'd say something, but I can't, your daughter is here.