HH pick me

Lucifer: ... What the hell?

you want ducks?

Lucifer: ... I guess I could use a few more.

*Charlie and Katie are now both red in the face and Katie says* Katie: I'm telling the rest of the staff about this!

Lucifer: you ain't even going to be able to get out that door you're built like caseoh

Katie: That's still not right! You need to stop this, he's not good for you!

Lucifer: listen the older, the bigger....~

*Charlie and Katie both look at him in shock and Alastor is covering his mouth to hold back his laughter*

*grabs a sign and pen and writes on it, then sprays water on Vaggie*

Vaggie: WHAT THE-

*turns the sign around, it says: "it said spray on flat surfaces 😎"*

Katie: He's a meanie.

Charlie: You're kinda a jerk.

of course i am