HH road-trip P3!!!

*Vox grips the wheel tighter* WHO PUTS MAYO ON HOTDOGS?! *Lucifer pipes up* I did. It's quite exquisite. *Alastor cackles* Absolutely revolting!

guys.. >:3

Vox: WHAT?!

alastor, throw vox out the window

*Morning sun streams in* Charlie: Breakfast! *Vox groans from couch* My head... *Alaston bounces* PANCAKES!

*Valentino looks mortified* Bandit, sweetie, no-

shh, I'm gonna kidnap you-

*Everyone recoils in horror* VAL: BANDIT NO!

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY SHUT UP *Husk chugs his bottle* We got bigger problems

sowwy uwu

*Lucifer grins* Ooh, kinky! *the van swerves as Valentino tackles Lucifer* NOT NOW LUCY! *Vox curses at a phantom car* DIE IN HELL!

*car spins in circle* Valentino: MY HAIR! *holds onto his wig* Charlie: *laughs hysterically* This is amazing! *the vehicle finally stops, smoke rising from tires* Alastor: Well... that was exciting.

Vox: *driving very badly* Valentino: *reading the map* uh Vox it says to go ri- *Vox swerves left* VOX!!! Lucifer: *playing with rubber ducks* Husk: *drinking the cheap booze he packed* Charlie: *bored* Alastor: *trying to take the wheel* IM A WAY BETTER DRIVER!! Vox: NO I AM!!

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*the car hits a bump and everyone is thrown into the air* Charlie: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Alastor: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Lucifer: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Valentino: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Vox: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Husk: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *the car lands back on the road and everyone is screaming*