HH valentine's!!

Idea san: you're calling me an ai bot?!

addy: whe didn't insult uou at all youre stupid for away ho away go away go away

Idea san: I AM NOT STUPID! *idea san's face turns red with rage*

*its valentines day and everyone is in the lobby* alastor: *reading and problaby thinking about MURDER* angel dust:*trying to get husk to be his valentines* come on kitty~! be my valentines~ husk: *ingoring angel dust and drinking his cheap booze* no angel I TOLD U- lucifer: *making valentines duckies** Charlie: *kissing her gf vaggie* vaggie: *kissing her gf Charlie * *ur turn my hell cats!*

husk: I swear I'm gonna beat your ass if u keep calling me kitty. angel: aww but it's cute! *he says in a teasing voice*

(Laughing)

*lucifer rolls his eyes* lucifer: you are a pain in my ass you know that? *lucifer tries to pick you up to take you to your bed but he is not strong enough to do so* lucifer: why are you so heavy?!

*a comically oversized anvil with "ACME" written on the side falls out of my coat pocket and onto Lucifer's foot*

*lucifer screams in pain* lucifer: AGHHH! what the hell is that?! *lucifer looks at the anvil with a look of shock and anger*

*angel dust pulls you into a tight hug, his wings wrapping around you like a blanket* angel dust: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were going through so much... *he says as he holds you close, his wings brushing against your skin*